Town Crier tells you, "If you are hear to tell me about some giant rabbit that only you can see then just turn around and go back to your padded room my friend. I am not so foolish as to believe in..."
Town Crier tells you, "Great gory horns of the Red Bull of Sanamar! What's that behind you?"
Town Crier tells you, "Haha, you are the fool this time, friend!"
Town Crier tells you, "Spring really seems to be making people a little loopy. I've had reports of rabbit attacks. Oh, and some crazy rabbit hunter claims he was killed by a rabbit of unusual size."
Town Crier tells you, "Haha! Suuuuure... They aren't making an April Fool out of me!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "The fur was everywhere! The huge biting teeth lunged for my throat! The hind legs tore at my chest! The enormous ears beat me about the head mercilessly! That's when I remembered my stout mug. With astonishing speed I swung the mug in a death arc without spilling a drop. The hulking brute never new what mighty hand had slain him. He lay upon the ground twitching while I finished the stout that had been his undoing."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Stinkin' rabbit! Stouts are for Ulgrim!"
Larry the Rabbit Master says, "You hear that you rabbits! We have a Fuzzy Bunny Slayer here! Better hop on out of here now or else!"
Larry the Rabbit Master tells you, "What's this? A token for killing one of those despicable leaf munchers?"
Larry the Rabbit Master tells you, "You Sir, should be rewarded for your agricultural beneficence!"
You give William Witty Hulking Rabbit Pelt.
William Witty tells you, "My, oh my! Just look at the size of this thing!"
William Witty tells you, "You say this rabbit was protecting the others? I've heard just about every rabbit story there is to tell, but this one takes the carrot cake!"
William Witty tells you, "I'm no April's Fool, you must have stitched this pelt together from smaller rabbit skins..."
William Witty tells you, "Hmm, no seams. I just can't get over how darn big this thing is. Ok, give me a minute and I'll have some ridiculously large slippers for you."
William Witty gives you Hulking Bunny Slippers.
William Witty tells you, "There ya go! One Hulking Pair of Bunny Slippers. Since you had so much pelt to work with I did some fancy stitch-work and made another rabbit face for the second slipper. Happy hunting and good speed!"